{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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Rookes Evelyn Bell Crompton, CB, FRS was an English electrical engineer, industrialist and inventor. He was a pioneer of electric lighting and public electricity supply systems. The company he formed, Crompton & Co., was one of the world's first large-scale manufacturers of electrical equipment. He was also an early campaigner for an international standard for electrical systems. He was involved with both the practical and academic sides of his discipline, being a founder member of the International Electrotechnical Commission and twice president of the Institution of Electrical Engineers. He was a fellow of the Royal Society and a founder member of the Royal Automobile Club.
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Julia Rosa Capristán García, better known by stage name Carmencita Lara, was a Peruvian singer of waltzes, huaynos, marineras,